This page is the working list: VPS and cloud front-ends that take cryptocurrency. Filter further for Lightning, Monero, or hosts that never ask for a card.
Most hyperscalers will not let you buy a VPS with crypto until a credit card or PayPal account is already on file. The hosts below invert that: crypto is the checkout, and fiat is optional or absent.
Three payment shapes show up in the notes. Self-hosted invoices (BTCPay Server, LND, SHKeeper) keep the merchant in the loop and usually skip processor KYC. Custodial gateways (NOWPayments, CoinGate, Cryptomus, Plisio) are convenient and sometimes add Lightning, but the processor can still freeze or identify you. Manual “contact us for BTC” shops work, slowly.
If your goal is only “no credit card,” almost everyone on this page qualifies. If the goal is VPS no KYC or an anonymous VPS, turn those filters on — crypto payment alone is not anonymity.